[There's a slight rustle of pages, before Prefect speaks, and the first thing he says... doesn't sound very Prefectish.]

Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be, at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.

[Pause.]I don't know how I can talk about what circumstances it might be all right to kill people under. I haven't ( Read more... )

[The communicator clicks on, and the voice on the other end is somewhat hoarse and uneven. It's the first day of death tolling and he feels like absolute hell.]

Comrade-- Comrade O'Brien, I'm sorry I didn't make it over to see you yesterday.

Iago, I-- I am very glad that you didn't make it over to see me yesterday.

Uh, Erik? [AWKWARDEST PAUSE ( Read more... )

Comrades, Consumers! I think probably maybe we're actually going to be O.K. because Kirk is really nothing at all like the Master OR Major West, and he's not taken any hostages or pretended to be the Admiral or set up any death traps and even though he's not really a very nice person sometimes and he's pushy and doesnt seem to understand that ( Read more... )

Master could you bring Sam back again please?

We forgot about the Ball of death...

Okay, so lava, ball of death, phirannas, arrows, acid vat.

Master, could you bring Sam back to life again?

Master, could you bring Sam back to life again please?

Okay, so there's lava, spinning ball of death, arrows that come from the cracks in the walls, and a pool of piranhas to avoid...

Tony? Sam and I were slightly distracted en route to rescuing you, so you might have to hang in there for a bit...

Uh, Master, could you bring Sam back to life again?

So we know that there's a pit leading to lave directly outside my door, and there's a spinning ball of death on the way to the stairs...

Sam?

It was Tobias.

...

Okay, Comrade, I can't tell you who it was, but I can give you some subtle clues!

[There's a long pause before these scribbles are added.]

It was Joker. No wait, lying is probably worse than witholding the truth...

Uhm...

It really was just because I--

I don't think he's going to do it agai--

...

[And so Prefects ( Read more... )